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I'd like to thank the Boston Red Sox, and their fan base, for waking me from my sports coma.
In case some of you haven't noticed, and for those of you who have (and by those of you I mean Craig, the most loyal fan of non-updated Sportsomedy posts a guy could ask for), I've been beyond lackadaisical in my blogging. To be honest, I've been immersed in Bruins playoffs, and Celtics playoffs when the Bruins are in between periods or off that night. And, when I'm not busy watching sports that are impossibly hard for me to write about, I've been in a sports-related coma since an officiating crew refused to call Tom Coughlin for running onto the field during the most important game in the history of the NFL.
Nothing for that like Red Sox-Yankees.
Today I went to the Sox-Yanks game at Fenway with my girlfriend, her brother and my buddy Ben, and we lucked out with an instant classic. In what may go down as one of the great slugfests in the history of this rivalry, two of the better pitchers on each staff got belted around like they had never thrown a baseball before. The game then became a test of endurance for batters and bullpen alike, with each team in and out of the lead like Lohan Rehab visits.
With the Red Sox down 6-0, I started to think about what score would be out-of-reach enough to convince my cohorts to leave early to get a head start toward the T. Then all hell broke loose as in the bottom of the 5th, Jason Varitek cut the lead to within one with his third career grand slam, and Jason Bay erased their lead and padded their own with a two run double in the 6th.
This is about the point where my cell phone vibrating started to get drowned out by the rabid Sox fans making ancient Fenway Park shake with sheer energy.
Now I'm not talking about the few fans who stand up during every full count from the sixth inning on and yell at the fans who are in their seats, screaming about how "real fans" stand up at important times in the game. It's almost as if they don't know I paid 65 hard-earned dollars to sit in this seat in right field built for a Polynesian midget and facing away from home plate at a 110 degree angle directly into the Yankee bullpen.
I'm talking about the palpable electricity coming from every fan in the architecturally ridiculous stadium. That intense feeling that you're watching something that's incredibly special, and you're a part of it. And by the Time Mike Lowell's 4th, 5th and 6th RBIs bounced off the Green Monster, nearly killing Johnny Damon in the process, you're uncontrollably smiling from ear to ear. And that's coming from someone who truly believes Boston would be best suited with a brand-new stadium in Boston and turning Fenway into a foul-smelling museum of some sort.
It takes a unique kind of team and fan base to send chills up people's spines when Jonathan Papelbon lightly jogs out of the bullpen in the 9th inning to "Shipping Up To Boston" trying to protect a five-run lead in a basically meaningless April baseball game. I'm not even sure it's possible anywhere else.
So thank you, Red Sox, for my sports awakening. I couldn't have done it without you.
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